Head of Emotional Support, Lap Heating & Unauthorised Chair Occupation
Known around the office (and at home) by her full nickname, “NEEEEVOOOOOBEEEEEVOWEEEEVOSSS,” Niamh is our resident comfort specialist and lovable lunatic. She takes her emotional support duties very seriously, offering cuddles on demand and ensuring nobody ever feels lonely, though she’s also the first to remind you if tummy tickles or paw massages are falling short. She’s also a notorious chair thief, sneakily hopping onto the backs of office chairs to make sure she’s literally in the middle of everything, while doubling as an unrequested but very effective heated cushion.
Her Secret Talent? Her gorgeous eyes and innocent look are legendary… but don’t be fooled. Behind that angelic face lies a diva whose true talents include Olympic-level lip-licking, power snoring, and the ability to produce ‘love puffs’ that make everyone question how such a small princess can be responsible for them!
Outside of office hours, Niamh’s a diva with a helicopter tail (we’re genuinely surprised she hasn’t taken off yet) and she runs like a whippet, somehow covering the distance of a marathon during a three-mile walk. When she’s not doing ‘zoomies’ with her sister, she’s usually daydreaming, head and belly tilted toward the sun, or stealthily working her way through the fruit in her mum’s garden.